Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Let Us Never Tolerate

Al-Qaida calls on Ahmadinejad to end 9/11 conspiracy theories:
"Al-Qaida has sent a message to the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, asking him to stop spreading conspiracy theories about the 9/11 attacks. 'So we may ask the question: why would Iran ascribe to such a ridiculous belief that stands in the face of all logic and evidence?'"

Sounds a lot like another quote I remember hearing:
"Let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories concerning the attacks of September the 11th; malicious lies that attempt to shift the blame away from the terrorists, themselves, away from the guilty."
Must have gotten the press secretaries mixed up.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Shorter Republican Debate

This post illustrates the absurdity of our political situation as a nation.

" Wolf Blitzer: Congressman Ron Paul, you’re a doctor. If a 30-year-old man in Libya refuses to buy health insurance and can’t afford the Viagra he needs to keep raping, why haven’t we bombed him yet?"

Shorter Republican Debate

I was wondering if we should bomb them for not administering the HPV vaccine. In the spirit of erring on the side of life and all.